1 00:00:01,546 --> 00:00:02,546 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:02,678 --> 00:00:04,201 What'd Missy do now? 3 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:05,898 I came home from church early 4 00:00:06,029 --> 00:00:08,292 and found your sister in her bedroom 5 00:00:08,422 --> 00:00:09,511 with a boy. 6 00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:10,512 Were they doing it? 7 00:00:10,599 --> 00:00:11,904 They were trying. 8 00:00:12,035 --> 00:00:13,297 What's that mean? 9 00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:14,298 There were pants on the floor, 10 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:15,517 that is all I'm saying. 11 00:00:15,604 --> 00:00:16,648 So, what'd you do? 12 00:00:16,779 --> 00:00:18,041 What do you think I did? 13 00:00:18,171 --> 00:00:20,783 I took off my shoe and I hit him with it. 14 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:30,009 Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad. 15 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,968 Probably Missy. 16 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,012 Hello. 17 00:00:33,143 --> 00:00:35,319 I am so upset with your sister. 18 00:00:35,406 --> 00:00:37,495 - Missy. - Mm. 19 00:00:37,626 --> 00:00:38,757 What'd she do now? 20 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:41,107 I found condoms in her room. 21 00:00:41,238 --> 00:00:42,979 - What? - It is worse. 22 00:00:43,066 --> 00:00:44,763 The box isn't full. 23 00:00:44,894 --> 00:00:46,417 - What's happening? - Well, did you talk to her? 24 00:00:46,548 --> 00:00:47,897 She is at school. 25 00:00:48,027 --> 00:00:49,551 - Who's the boy? - What boy? 26 00:00:49,681 --> 00:00:51,422 My mom found condoms in Missy's room. 27 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:53,380 Yikes. 28 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,948 I don't know who he is. 29 00:00:56,079 --> 00:00:57,907 - Well, what are you gonna do? - Ground her, 30 00:00:58,037 --> 00:01:00,213 kill her, I haven't decided. 31 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,825 How about this? You ground her, I'll kill him. 32 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:04,566 Deal. 33 00:01:04,653 --> 00:01:06,002 - Give me. - Why? 34 00:01:06,089 --> 00:01:06,916 I think I can help. 35 00:01:09,745 --> 00:01:12,704 Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her. 36 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:14,663 - Why? - Well, she trusts me. 37 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,316 Maybe I can find out what's going on. 38 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:17,753 I know what's going on. 39 00:01:17,926 --> 00:01:20,059 There's a three-pack of condoms and only two left. 40 00:01:21,365 --> 00:01:23,410 Well, that could mean a lot of things. 41 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:25,021 Like? 42 00:01:25,108 --> 00:01:26,021 Like... 43 00:01:27,197 --> 00:01:28,372 Let me talk to her and get back to you. 44 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:30,853 Okay. Thanks. 45 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:35,378 I cannot believe this. 46 00:01:35,509 --> 00:01:37,337 Well, at least she was being careful. 47 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:38,904 Careful is keeping your pants on. 48 00:01:40,297 --> 00:01:41,603 She's a teenager. 49 00:01:41,777 --> 00:01:42,952 It's gonna happen sooner or later. 50 00:01:43,082 --> 00:01:45,041 Later. I love later. 51 00:01:46,216 --> 00:01:48,044 A-And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy. 52 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:51,003 And where he lives. And if he's bigger than me. 53 00:01:52,352 --> 00:01:54,311 Okay, one step at a time. 54 00:01:54,485 --> 00:01:56,400 Where did she even get condoms? 55 00:01:56,487 --> 00:01:58,271 Drugstore, I guess. 56 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:01,840 Really? I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore. 57 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:04,756 Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test. 58 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:07,759 Why was she snooping in my room? 59 00:02:07,889 --> 00:02:09,326 More importantly, you cannot tell her 60 00:02:09,455 --> 00:02:10,849 I gave them to you. 61 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:40,966 She's gonna kill me. 62 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:42,707 Probably. 63 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:44,100 What do I do? 64 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,624 Well, she doesn't know you did anything. 65 00:02:46,755 --> 00:02:48,887 She knows there's a condom missing. 66 00:02:48,974 --> 00:02:52,978 Right, so I guess that means you... 67 00:02:53,152 --> 00:02:54,545 Yeah. 68 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,417 So, how'd it go? 69 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:59,681 Over so fast I'm not sure it counted. 70 00:02:59,811 --> 00:03:02,466 Yeah. Get used to that. 71 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:05,643 I'm dead. 72 00:03:05,774 --> 00:03:07,645 Well, I think we have two options here: 73 00:03:07,776 --> 00:03:10,692 we come clean and we hope she understands or... 74 00:03:10,822 --> 00:03:12,345 we lie our asses off. 75 00:03:12,476 --> 00:03:14,521 That one. Asses. 76 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,654 Okay, I'll tell your mom 77 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:18,917 that you stole them from the drugstore. 78 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:20,876 - Why? - Well, shoplifting, 79 00:03:21,006 --> 00:03:22,486 it's a distraction, like pleading guilty 80 00:03:22,573 --> 00:03:23,966 to a lesser offense. 81 00:03:24,053 --> 00:03:26,011 - Smart. - Mm-hmm, and you were curious 82 00:03:26,142 --> 00:03:28,318 how they worked, so you took one out 83 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:30,233 and you put it on a banana. 84 00:03:30,363 --> 00:03:31,756 A banana? 85 00:03:31,843 --> 00:03:33,758 A cucumber, a carrot, it doesn't matter. 86 00:03:33,845 --> 00:03:36,281 What matters is you weren't having sex. 87 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:37,283 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 88 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:38,545 Thank you. 89 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,286 I got your back. 90 00:03:41,591 --> 00:03:43,115 Someday I hope I can do this kind of thing for CeeCee. 91 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:44,769 What is wrong with you? No! 92 00:03:51,668 --> 00:03:54,237 If you don't need anything else, I'm-a head out. 93 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,760 Already? 94 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,805 I work part-time for free. I leave when I want. 95 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:00,895 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 96 00:04:01,026 --> 00:04:02,245 Sure. 97 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,724 When Mandy was a teenager, 98 00:04:03,855 --> 00:04:05,813 how did you keep boys away from her? 99 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,554 Your daughter craps in a diaper. 100 00:04:07,685 --> 00:04:09,164 That ought to take care of the boys for a while. 101 00:04:10,253 --> 00:04:12,429 No, it's my sister. 102 00:04:12,516 --> 00:04:14,735 With my dad gone, she's my responsibility. 103 00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:16,694 Yeah, I get that. 104 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:20,263 Well, when the fellas used to come around to see Mandy, 105 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:24,658 I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in their eyes. 106 00:04:24,745 --> 00:04:27,748 I think I missed my window to scare the boy off. 107 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,707 Oh, well, in that case, I find living in denial 108 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,188 to be an excellent coping strategy. 109 00:04:33,276 --> 00:04:34,668 So, stick my head in the sand? 110 00:04:34,799 --> 00:04:36,191 Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go. 111 00:04:37,497 --> 00:04:40,065 - I-I don't think I can do that. - You sure? 112 00:04:40,152 --> 00:04:41,936 It got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up 113 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,503 by some dumbass 17-year-old. 114 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,506 But now you love me, right? 115 00:04:47,986 --> 00:04:49,379 Shake my hand, let me show you how much. 116 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:55,646 You know I don't like gossip, but there's a nasty rumor 117 00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:57,996 going around about one of our younger parishioners. 118 00:04:58,126 --> 00:04:59,432 Oh. Really? 119 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:01,260 Um, anyone I know? 120 00:05:01,347 --> 00:05:03,262 Actually, yes. 121 00:05:03,349 --> 00:05:04,785 Mark Delfino. 122 00:05:06,091 --> 00:05:08,963 Word on the street is, he's selling marijuana cigarettes. 123 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:11,357 Everybody knows that. He's a terrible child. 124 00:05:12,924 --> 00:05:13,620 Oh, you're here. 125 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:15,230 Hey. 126 00:05:15,361 --> 00:05:17,842 Hey, Mandy. What brings you by? 127 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:20,192 She doesn't need a reason to visit her mother-in-law. 128 00:05:20,323 --> 00:05:21,106 That's nice. 129 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,542 How's little CeeCee doing? 130 00:05:22,673 --> 00:05:24,327 I bet she's gabbing up a storm. 131 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,241 Oh, yeah, she is a real chatterbox. 132 00:05:26,372 --> 00:05:28,200 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 133 00:05:29,506 --> 00:05:31,682 - What have you got? - Okay, it's not as bad as you think. 134 00:05:31,812 --> 00:05:32,900 There was no sex. 135 00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:34,815 Oh, thank the Lord. 136 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,252 Wait. 137 00:05:37,427 --> 00:05:40,560 Why, then, was there a condom missing? 138 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:43,041 Oh, well... 139 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:44,042 You're gonna laugh. 140 00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:45,696 Um, she was curious, 141 00:05:45,826 --> 00:05:49,352 so she took one out and she put it on a banana. 142 00:05:50,701 --> 00:05:52,180 That's what she told you? 143 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:54,226 Yeah. 144 00:05:55,358 --> 00:05:56,402 And you believed it? 145 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:57,751 You don't? 146 00:05:57,882 --> 00:06:01,364 No. That is the stupidest story I've ever heard. 147 00:06:01,538 --> 00:06:04,715 No, it's a good story. It's very plausible. 148 00:06:04,802 --> 00:06:08,066 Oh, and she stole them from the drugstore. 149 00:06:08,196 --> 00:06:09,589 Well, that part I buy. 150 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:12,375 What are you gonna do? 151 00:06:14,594 --> 00:06:17,336 I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl 152 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:19,033 is what I'm gonna do. 153 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:21,253 Well, what exactly does that entail? 154 00:06:21,384 --> 00:06:23,211 Well, for starters, I'm gonna ground her, 155 00:06:23,386 --> 00:06:25,605 take her door off her bedroom. 156 00:06:25,692 --> 00:06:27,564 - That should do it. - Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV 157 00:06:27,651 --> 00:06:29,566 and make her watch videos of childbirth. 158 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:33,570 Try and find some big-headed babies. 159 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,095 Wow. You've really thought about this. 160 00:06:37,225 --> 00:06:40,664 Every day for 16 years. 161 00:06:44,494 --> 00:06:46,844 Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter by the day. 162 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,062 You know, when she was born, 163 00:06:48,193 --> 00:06:50,108 she was bald and chunky like Jim, 164 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:51,979 but now she's all me. 165 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:55,766 Hey, Mom, need the phone. 166 00:06:55,853 --> 00:06:58,116 Oh, in a minute. I'm talking to your Aunt Louise. 167 00:06:58,246 --> 00:06:58,986 Okay, but this is important. 168 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:00,901 Well, so is this. 169 00:07:01,032 --> 00:07:02,337 It's Amanda. 170 00:07:02,425 --> 00:07:04,818 Aunt Louise says hi. 171 00:07:04,905 --> 00:07:06,646 Oh, let me talk to her. 172 00:07:06,777 --> 00:07:08,126 Hi, Aunt Louise. Bye, Aunt Louise. 173 00:07:08,213 --> 00:07:09,301 Amanda. 174 00:07:09,432 --> 00:07:10,345 Yes, I know, I'm terrible. 175 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,695 I'll be right back. 176 00:07:14,654 --> 00:07:15,568 - Hello. - Hey. 177 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:17,004 She didn't believe the banana story, 178 00:07:17,091 --> 00:07:19,920 which is crazy, 'cause it's so good. 179 00:07:20,051 --> 00:07:21,835 Melissa Cooper, where are you? 180 00:07:21,922 --> 00:07:23,620 - I got to go. - Oh, but she did believe 181 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,360 you stole it, so run with that. 182 00:07:30,714 --> 00:07:32,019 What was that all about? 183 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,804 Oh, I'd rather not say. 184 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:35,283 Amanda. 185 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:37,677 Missy got caught shoplifting. 186 00:07:37,808 --> 00:07:39,549 I believe it. 187 00:07:41,246 --> 00:07:42,159 Who is the boy? 188 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:43,683 There is no boy. 189 00:07:43,814 --> 00:07:45,642 - Was that him on the phone? - No. 190 00:07:45,729 --> 00:07:48,296 You had better start explaining yourself. 191 00:07:48,383 --> 00:07:50,603 Why? You're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell. 192 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:53,214 Well, sex before marriage is a sin. 193 00:07:53,345 --> 00:07:54,389 You did it. 194 00:07:54,477 --> 00:07:56,391 And God punished me 195 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:58,176 with a disrespectful daughter. 196 00:07:58,263 --> 00:07:59,917 I'm not talking about this. 197 00:08:00,091 --> 00:08:01,875 But you'll talk to Mandy? 198 00:08:02,006 --> 00:08:04,225 Yes. She listens and doesn't lecture me. 199 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,491 Did she know about this? 200 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:12,712 Pass the salt. 201 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,280 Hello? 202 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,977 - Huh? - Salt. 203 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,762 Oh. Sorry. 204 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,982 You okay? 205 00:08:22,156 --> 00:08:24,594 Yeah. Fine. 206 00:08:24,768 --> 00:08:27,553 Here's some good news: I may buy a trombone. 207 00:08:28,598 --> 00:08:29,729 How is that good news? 208 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,514 I don't own one and now I might. 209 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,080 Anyone else lost? 210 00:08:35,953 --> 00:08:36,780 I'll get it. 211 00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:39,696 Hello? 212 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:41,219 She's headed your way and she's pissed. 213 00:08:41,306 --> 00:08:42,568 Hang on. 214 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,789 What did you tell her? 215 00:08:45,963 --> 00:08:46,790 I'll get it. 216 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,400 Hey. 217 00:08:48,531 --> 00:08:49,749 We're eating dinner. Don't be rude. 218 00:08:51,142 --> 00:08:52,752 You're on the phone. 219 00:08:54,406 --> 00:08:57,540 I thought my trombone news would've made a bigger splash. 220 00:08:59,237 --> 00:09:01,979 Where is your lying wife? 221 00:09:03,546 --> 00:09:05,591 Can you come back later? We're having dinner. 222 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:10,968 Mary, I know you're mad... 223 00:09:11,099 --> 00:09:15,190 Oh, I am way past mad. I am ticked. 224 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,497 About what? 225 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:22,196 You don't know about this one giving your sister condoms? 226 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:23,676 What? 227 00:09:23,806 --> 00:09:25,330 How could you do that? She's just a kid. 228 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,114 Should we give them some privacy? 229 00:09:27,245 --> 00:09:28,942 - Shut up. - No. 230 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:30,857 What were you thinking? 231 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,640 She was thinking 232 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,164 that it was her place 233 00:09:33,294 --> 00:09:34,600 to make decisions about my daughter. 234 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,689 Hey, she came to me. 235 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,256 Uh, then you lied about it? 236 00:09:38,386 --> 00:09:40,562 Only because I didn't want to get her in trouble. 237 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:42,347 Or get me in trouble. 238 00:09:42,477 --> 00:09:45,959 You stay away from Missy. 239 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,050 Wow. 240 00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:51,921 I've never seen her so upset. 241 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,923 She ain't the only one. 242 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:58,624 - Whoa. - I'm with Mary on this. 243 00:09:58,711 --> 00:10:00,452 Whoa. 244 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,895 Are you avoiding me? 245 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,331 I'm trying. 246 00:10:10,418 --> 00:10:12,855 Okay, listen. Missy was talking to me 247 00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:15,249 about this guy she's seeing, it was starting to get serious, 248 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,208 so I wanted to make sure she was safe. 249 00:10:17,382 --> 00:10:19,862 Did you try telling her not to do it? 250 00:10:19,949 --> 00:10:21,864 If anybody had told you that, would it have worked? 251 00:10:21,951 --> 00:10:23,562 That's different. I'm a guy. 252 00:10:23,649 --> 00:10:26,956 So it was okay for you to have sex in high school 253 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,697 but not the girls you were with? 254 00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:30,525 Yes. 255 00:10:30,612 --> 00:10:32,745 And I, for one, was disappointed 256 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,008 in their lack of self-control. 257 00:10:35,139 --> 00:10:38,533 I'm sure they were disappointed, too. 258 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:42,320 This ain't about me. This is about you keeping secrets. 259 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,800 You honestly want to know about your sister's sex life? 260 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,629 No, but I need to. She's my responsibility. 261 00:10:47,803 --> 00:10:50,197 Fine. 262 00:10:50,328 --> 00:10:51,590 She's been seeing this guy for a while, 263 00:10:51,677 --> 00:10:54,332 she really likes him, they've been fooling around, 264 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:55,594 mostly over-the-clothes stuff, but you know... 265 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,117 You're right, don't want to hear it. 266 00:10:57,248 --> 00:10:59,902 Which is why I was handling it. 267 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,643 She's my responsibility, too. 268 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,906 Well, my mom don't see it that way. 269 00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:06,126 Well, then you need to make her understand. 270 00:11:06,257 --> 00:11:08,433 I ain't taking your side in this. 271 00:11:08,563 --> 00:11:10,913 You have no choice. I'm your wife. 272 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,351 So I don't get to decide the side I'm on? 273 00:11:13,525 --> 00:11:15,788 No, the side was decided, and the side is mine. 274 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:19,400 What about the boy? Can I at least kick his ass? 275 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:21,228 Should my brother have kicked your ass? 276 00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:23,404 Connor? Please. 277 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:28,235 Like I had time to beat up every guy Mandy had sex with. 278 00:11:32,544 --> 00:11:33,849 So, just because I'm married, 279 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,938 I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong? 280 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,679 You can't go against your mom. 281 00:11:37,853 --> 00:11:39,028 Well, what about my wife? 282 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,160 Dude, you only get one mom. 283 00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:42,510 You can have tons of wives. 284 00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:43,946 Seriously? 285 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,861 Fine. Two, three, tops. 286 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:49,038 Maybe four. You started young. 287 00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:51,867 Since you have none wives, maybe pipe down. 288 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,783 Well, what would you do? 289 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,742 Rule of thumb, 290 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,483 if you have to pick between two women, 291 00:11:58,613 --> 00:12:00,398 always pick the one you sleep with. 292 00:12:00,528 --> 00:12:02,791 Aw, you can only sleep with one woman? 293 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,532 I sleep with several. 294 00:12:05,881 --> 00:12:07,927 - No, you don't. - I could. 295 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:11,626 So you always side with Mrs. McAllister over your mom? 296 00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:13,324 Exactly. 297 00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,500 You know, I've never met your mom. 298 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:17,980 Exactly. 299 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,286 Well, I'm not cutting out my mother. 300 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:22,289 I want her and Mandy to get along. 301 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,639 I really could. 302 00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:28,730 I have tried so hard 303 00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:31,646 to raise Missy with good Christian values. 304 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,344 Not your fault. Kids these days 305 00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:35,868 are faced with all sorts of temptation. 306 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,086 Tell me about it. 307 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,045 Just the other day, I saw a music video 308 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,569 about a man who liked big butts. 309 00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:43,049 Oh, Lord. 310 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,181 He was honest about it. 311 00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:48,097 But it's still very troubling. 312 00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:50,099 And Mandy's not helping, making Missy think 313 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,450 that this kind of behavior's acceptable. 314 00:12:52,537 --> 00:12:55,409 Well, we'll continue to pray on this. 315 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,673 Thank you for listening. 316 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,111 God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses. 317 00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:10,250 - Hey, Georgie. - Shh. 318 00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,512 I don't want my mom to know I'm here. 319 00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:13,819 - What's going on? - Oh, she's mad at Mandy, 320 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,037 I'm caught in the middle, 321 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,083 and I'm hoping you can smooth things out. 322 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,302 Won't that put me in the middle? 323 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,825 Yep. So what's the plan? 324 00:13:19,955 --> 00:13:22,567 Well, your mother's unhappy 325 00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,482 that Mandy overstepped her bounds. 326 00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,788 I didn't ask for a recap, I asked for a plan. 327 00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:30,139 I suppose I could sit down with all parties 328 00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:32,533 and open up a line of communication? 329 00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,187 Great. Let me know how it goes. 330 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:36,711 You're one of the parties. 331 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,452 Oh, come on. 332 00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:40,889 Does anyone really think I'll be helpful here? 333 00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:44,415 You're not putting me in a room with three angry women, Georgie. 334 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:45,459 You're coming. 335 00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:55,164 First of all, I just want to thank everyone 336 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,862 for being here. 337 00:13:56,992 --> 00:13:59,343 In a family, nothing is more important 338 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,735 than honest and open communica... 339 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,998 Oh, just start. 340 00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:05,566 I'll start. I don't want to be here. 341 00:14:05,653 --> 00:14:07,046 Well, you should've thought about that 342 00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:08,874 before you took your clothes off. 343 00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:10,397 Please let me leave. 344 00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:11,703 Suck it up. 345 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,271 You are so lucky your father's not alive, 346 00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:17,317 because this would've killed him. 347 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,319 And you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you. 348 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:21,626 - Mandy. - What? She's making it worse. 349 00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,323 - No, you're making it worse. - Uh, Georgie, 350 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,977 let's keep it civil. 351 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,674 You're right. I should take a walk around the block and... 352 00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:27,936 Sit. 353 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:32,985 The reason we're here is not to rehash the past. 354 00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,203 What's been done is done. 355 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,248 It's for y'all to find a way forward 356 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,511 as a loving Christian family. 357 00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:39,034 This isn't fair. Georgie had sex in high school, 358 00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:40,471 no one went crazy. 359 00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:42,211 - Hey. - I was not happy about that, 360 00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,213 but at least he married her. 361 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,824 I wasn't talking about Mandy. 362 00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:47,434 Hey. 363 00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:49,567 How did I go so wrong with my children? 364 00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:51,351 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 365 00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:53,875 Sheldon will probably die a virgin. 366 00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,877 That is not true. 367 00:14:56,008 --> 00:14:58,227 When the time is right, he will find a wife 368 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,012 and have a beautiful family. 369 00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:02,101 Oh, come on, Mom. 370 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,495 Just leave Shelly out of this. 371 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,323 And you stay away from Missy. 372 00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:09,151 It's not her fault. I asked her for help. 373 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,545 Yeah, because she couldn't come to you. 374 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,287 Why? Because I have values that you think are a joke? 375 00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,942 I don't think they're a joke, I think they're unrealistic. 376 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,465 Teenagers have sex. 377 00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:21,903 Excuse me. Most save themselves for marriage. 378 00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,601 - Most? - Many. 379 00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,690 How many? 380 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,040 The point is, abstinence is cool. 381 00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:31,086 Missy, I hope you understand, 382 00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,045 your mother is just trying to keep you safe. 383 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:34,699 So was I. 384 00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,396 I'm talking about her soul. 385 00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,180 And I'm talking about her not getting pregnant. 386 00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,400 There is only one sure way to not get pregnant. 387 00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,271 Being Sheldon's future wife? 388 00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:43,751 That's enough out of you. 389 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,579 Really? You're on Mom's side? 390 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,059 No, I'm... 391 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,756 I'm on Mandy's side. 392 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:49,844 Is that so? 393 00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,193 Seriously? 394 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,282 So, you're okay with your wife 395 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,502 giving your sister prophylactics? 396 00:15:55,676 --> 00:15:56,721 Yes. 397 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:58,070 Just to be clear, 398 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,811 that's what old people call condoms, right? 399 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,116 Right. 400 00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:02,683 Then, yeah, I guess I am. 401 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,728 Georgie. 402 00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:04,990 Hey, I don't like the idea 403 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,208 of her doing stuff with boys either. 404 00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:08,515 It's not "boys," it's just "boy." 405 00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:09,647 What's his name? 406 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,736 - Nice try. - See? She can't talk to me 407 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,520 'cause I just want to kick this kid's ass, 408 00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:15,435 she can't talk to you 'cause you're just gonna pray at her, 409 00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:17,263 so it's good she's got Mandy. 410 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,221 She can always talk to me. 411 00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:21,354 I'm being serious right now. 412 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:23,617 So, if you're gonna be mad at Mandy, 413 00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,837 then be mad at me, too, 'cause we're a team. 414 00:16:25,924 --> 00:16:27,055 Done. 415 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,013 Can I leave now? 416 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,450 This meeting? Yes. 417 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:33,758 Your room? Not for the next 20 years! 418 00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,765 I know we may not have solved everything, 419 00:16:40,895 --> 00:16:42,506 but I think we made some progress. 420 00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,333 "Abstinence is cool"? 421 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,596 If you'd ever tried it, you'd know. 422 00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:48,294 Whoa. 423 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,339 Mary, that was uncalled for. 424 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,168 But we were all thinking it. 425 00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:06,486 You can't do that here. 426 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,357 I-It's okay, Officer, we're married. 427 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,576 Then go home. 428 00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:12,057 Sorry, um... 429 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,538 he took my side over his mother's tonight, and... 430 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,930 I couldn't keep my hands off him. 431 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,106 You took her side? 432 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,281 Yes, ma'am. 433 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,633 Then knock yourselves out. 434 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,522 In his defense, he did warn us.